This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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