Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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