Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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