This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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