that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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