She said her name was "party"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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