Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Randomize
