On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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