are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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