youre lurking in front of me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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