oh god the rape fog is back!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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