I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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