I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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