i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
