batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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