I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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