This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i was born a porn star she said
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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