I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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