Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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