plz talk dirty to me
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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