it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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