I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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