We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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