Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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