New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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