No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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