I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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