Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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