I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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