You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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