I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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