Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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