So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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