Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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