Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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