Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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