she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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