I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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