I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
me + whiskey = a bad person
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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