I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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