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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I can't turn off my feet"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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