chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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