took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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