Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My liver just had a heart attack.
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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