at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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