wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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