How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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