god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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