awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just tell him i said nine months
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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