Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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