So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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