I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The adults are the big ones right?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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