so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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