The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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