Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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