I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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