just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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